So I had the equivalent of a who's on first spanglish conversation in my class today. It was again by my three jokers in fourth period. The conversation that had me rolling today went something like:
Me: Boy #1, what are you doing? Get out your essay!
Boy #1: Hey! I'm the esse!
Me: No, esse I mean your essay, the one you are supposed to be writing.
Boy #1: You can't call me that. That is racist
Me: Fine, write your paper. Boy #2 where is your essay?
Boy #2: (Pointing to boy #3) Right there! Esse!
Boy #3: Hey! Esse!
Me: BLAH! Everybody get out a piece of paper and write on it!
That last bell can never ring quite soon enough.